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DECEMBER: Anonymous Fic-Gifting Meme!

Hey y'all! The most wonderful time of the year is right around the corner and in celebration, I bring you jaeho_challenge's December activity, the Yun/Jae fic request meme. Guaranteed not to disappoint, as long as you do both the giving and the receiving ;D (We'll not talk about how dirty that sounds kk?)

YunJae Anonymous Fic-Gifting Meme

Sign me up! How do I participate? Well, it's very easy. Here are the rules...

to request a fic...
★ Post your request in a comment on this post.
★ In your comment, fill out the following:

★ You may post multiple requests! Got lots of plot bunnies? Bombs away!
★ Your request MUST be Yunho/Jaejoong. Duh...
If you are requesting something of an adult nature, do not comment here! We have a separate KINK MEME for that!

to fill a request...
★ Post your fic in a REPLY to the request comment.
★ Make your comment anonymous! In the spirit of giving without asking for anything in return, we'd like authors to stay anon, at least until after Christmas. Feel free to reveal yourselves after then ;D
★ Your comment's content is the fic, but you MUST include this subject line:
Subject: FILLED - Title (if any), Rating, Length (i.e. 1/1, 2/3, etc)

★ Make sure your fic is mainly Yunho/Jaejoong! Other pairings can be included, it's up to you and/or the requester.
★ Fics of any length are allowed! Also, multiple authors can fill the same request! Let's be friendly about it, though. :)

and now for a favor...
Make sure to advertise this meme so your requests get filled faster! I cannot stress this enough. I'm only advertising this at jaeho_detox, so I'm going to need you guys to pimp this around in your journals.

Don't be afraid! Request as many things as you like! Santa!Ho tells me you've all been naughty great this year, so you deserve some good ol' YunJae to end 2008 with a bang :) ♥


Prompt/Desired Plot: Everyone around him but Yunho himself can tell that he's in love with Jaejoong. Hilarity ensues. I'm asking for a silly and typical story with lots of fluff 8D;;
Anything else?: Jaechun bffery would be good~♥


FILLED - Operation: Dense, PG-13, 1/1

Sorry if this is not to your liking. I came up with this on such a short notice =/ enjoy anyway


“Yunho-yah, I like you,” Jaejoong said bluntly and in an out-of-nowhere manner as he sat on the couch, facing the television, the remote beside his leg, and his hands holding needles he used to knit with. He only lacked a fireplace, and he would make a very good grandmother knitting something for her grandchildren. Oh, and a rocking chair.

“Uh hm,” Yunho replied absentmindedly, sitting in front of Jaejoong, leaning his chin on the coffee table—although Jaejoong had protested about his spine getting bent. “I like you too. And the others. What makes you think I don’t?”

“The “and the others”,” Jaejoong rolled his eyes in annoyance, and decided to let the subject drop, ignoring Yunho’s questions about what he had meant.


“Hyung,” Junsu called over dinner one day, when it was only him and Yunho, because Yoochun and Changmin were out with their families and Jaejoong was out to buy something for the dessert. Yunho didn’t look up, only nodded and letting out an acknowledgement noise, and kept eating.

“Do you think Jaejoong-hyung will make a good wife?” Junsu asked, grinning slightly.

“Don’t know,” Yunho shrugged, and put a spoonful of rice into his mouth again, chewing it thoughtfully. “But he sure makes a good mother. Hasn’t he been a good mother to all of you?”

Junsu blinked, clearly dumbfounded, and decided just to keep eating.


“Oi hyung,” Yoochun called as he walked into the living room, where Yunho was sitting, reading newspaper. “I saw Jaejoong-hyung walking with a guy just now. Aren’t you going to stop him?”

Yunho looked up at him, pushing his reading glasses down his nose bridge slightly, and Yoochun was almost ready to mentally cheer, jump up in joy, and give himself a pat on the back for a job well done, because he had had the most luck so far.

However, what came next sent him crashing down.

“It’s okay. He’s old enough. I trust him to take care of himself.”

And Yunho went back to reading the newspaper.


“Don’t you think the two is too close?” Changmin commented as he watched the Soulmate playing around outside the cottage they had rented for the summer holiday, going in and out of the pool.

“Hm?” Yunho looked up to stare at the two, and went back to reading his book. “Wrestling requires you to be that close, Min.”

“No, I’m not talking about their wrestling. I’m talking about them in general,” Changmin frowned.

“Aren’t they best friends? Let them be, Min. You shouldn’t interfere with someone’s friendship. It’s valuable,” Yunho lectured, and Changmin mentally slapped his forehead for getting lectured instead.

At this rate, no one was going to have any luck.

Jaejoong revisited

Jaejoong was on the verge of insanity. Ever since a private party they held a year back, in which Yunho had declared his love for Jaejoong in his drunken state, everyone had been trying to get him to confess while he was sober. This would be his last resort.

“I love you, Jung Yunho, you idiot, dense, thick, jerk!” Jaejoong hit Yunho’s head with each syllable he spoke—to make up for the time he banged his own head to the wall in frustration because of him—and dove down to kiss him hard.

They broke away a few minutes later, panting hard, and staring at each other’s eyes.

“Am I dense now?” Yunho slowly smirked, holding Jaejoong’s face in both hands. “I’ve been waiting for you to say those. Excluding the names you were calling me, of course.”


“I wasn’t that drunk. I remember what I did,” Yunho smiled up at him. “And I think I deserve a reply before I make another move.”

“Another—yah! What are you doing!?”

That night, the Yoosumin evacuated from their apartment to protect their self-proclaimed virgin ears.

Re: FILLED - Operation: Dense, PG-13, 1/1

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! ♥♥♥ I love it its so cute. and I love how Yunho is kind of an arse in this one LOL :'D THANK YOU AGAIN♥

Re: FILLED - Operation: Dense, PG-13, 1/1

:D I know this is soooooooo late, but I'm glad you liked it :3 I just love writing a dense-but-is-he-really person xD