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DECEMBER: Part II - Anonymous Kink Meme!

This is Part II of our December Activity. Read more about it here!

YunJae Anonymous Kink Meme

to request a kink fic...
★ Post your request in a comment on this post.
Comment anonymously if you can. ;D That way, we don't have to be ashamed about anything......
★ In your comment, fill out the following:

★ You may post multiple requests! Got lots of plot bunnies? Bombs away!
★ Your request MUST be Yunho/Jaejoong. Duh...
This post is only for kink requests! We have a separate MEME for other fics!

to fill a request...
★ Post your fic in a REPLY to the request comment.
★ Make your comment anonymous! In the spirit of giving without asking for anything in return, we'd like authors to stay anon, at least until after Christmas. Feel free to reveal yourselves after then ;D
★ Your comment's content is the fic, but you MUST include this subject line:
Subject: FILLED - Title (if any), Rating, Length (i.e. 1/1, 2/3, etc)

★ Make sure your fic is mainly Yunho/Jaejoong! Other pairings can be included, it's up to you and/or the requester.
★ Fics of any length are allowed! Also, multiple authors can fill the same request! Let's be friendly about it, though. :)

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♥!! Have fun :D



FILLED - "profiling", NC-17, 1/4

warnings: unedited, unbeta-ed, unorganized. general errors abound. disturbing content. extremely ooc. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

kim jaejoong, age 23, fine-boned and big-eyed and an 'excellent judge in character', according to his courtroom defense in july 2007, murderer of six people, assistant to the death of three. and all this had been in the span of less than a year.

he was also the fucking hottest man yunho'd ever seen, and for a closeted gay, yunho saw a lot of beautiful men in the clubs he frequented friday nights. the man's face didn't seem like the face of one who would have committed murder, but yunho'd learned from a long-enough career in criminal profiling that a pretty face didn't mean shit. he crossed his legs and pretended that he wasn't turned on.

"kim-sshi," yunho started, and then the murderer smiled, tilted his head.

"call me jaejoong," he said. his voice was mellow, calm. poised like a panther set to strike.

yunho didn't smile back. "jaejoong-sshi. i'd like to ask you about august 2005."

"ah," said jaejoong, "are you going to ask me about yoochunie?" yunho didn't look up in time to see the widening of the smile, but the finished product was charming and entirely out of place.

"it says here that though you pleaded guilty to the killing, you would not elaborate on how you killed him. the autopsy revealed little about how he died and when, as the body was mangled beyond description. though you were prosecuted, there is little evidence against you." yunho flicked through the grainy pictures and tried hard to dismiss the image of jaejoong, all delicate features, raising the knife smearing the blood arranging the limbs cleaning the floor washing the stains out of the carpet with chlorox. his erection strained painfully against his tailored pants.

jaejoong smiled as if he knew how hot and bothered yunho was, underneath the suit and underneath the black rimmed glasses.

he leaned back in his chair, placing his hands on the table. the metal of the handcuff capturing his wrists clicked invitingly as he interlaced his fingers, cold-looking things of length and perfectly groomed strength. "i remember it well," jaejoong purred.

when yunho looked up, almost startled at the tone, jaejoong smiled. "you never forget your first," he explained.

"how did you kill him?"

"i think it was the cuts on his wrist," the killer said. "i found him in the washroom with a razor blade and slit wrists."

rifling through his notes, yunho raised an eyebrow and noticed amongst the list of items found: razor blade, 4cm length, 2.5cm width; trapezoidal. standard blade found in stationery stores.

"he was still conscious when i broke in."

bathroom door: signs of break-in

"the water in the bathtub was red, so red. i was afraid i was already too late, but then he turned to me and he asked me what i was doing there. his voice was so weak. he always had the greasiest, huskiest voice."

bathtub: luminol test—presence of blood detected

"i'd heard him crying before, since he was the biggest crybaby i knew—" the man laughed, raising his hands to cover his mouth, "—but it was the first time i'd heard his voice sound like that."

letting his hands drop, the handcuffs made a huge bang as they collided with the tabletop, and yunho suppressed a surprised jump and watched, horrified, as the pretty face turned dangerous and sly as a smirk touched the edges of those full lips.

"i found it arousing," jaejoong smiled.

knees jerking, yunho stared the killer in the eyes and wondered what the fuck was going on. he'd lost control of the conversation somewhere, and he wasn't sure when jaejoong had taken it as an invitation.